I’m watching a show. We all know the name of it. It’s a contest to find the next big star in the music industry. The producers like to highlight specific contestants to draw more appeal for their plight and make us pick up the phone and vote for them later in the highly publicized singing [...]

…JERK. Big butt-headed-sonofahamster-too-big-to-spank-but-REALLY-needs-a-spanking JERK.
I don’t know what his problem is. Maybe being 18 is his problem. Moments like this I try really hard to remember what I was like at 18. Married. Pregnant with him. It could be worse, no? Still, as he sits behind me tap-tap-tapping away at his computer (because we told [...]