Why on earth would anyone venture to call me “smart”?
I’ll tell you why.
While I can list many, many, many reasons I am particularly sharp, today I focus on a specific act of intelligent decision making. Because I am sitting in my warm, cozy bed watching marathons of “Scariest Places on Earth” while the [...]
…but this is ridiculous.
For the second week straight, our sleepy little town is nearly shut down because of snow. Nobody here can drive in it, and I would venture to guess that some here have never even seen the stuff. Fear of the unknown and all that.
Flights are grounded. Chains are required on all major [...]
Our previous years’ Mort Family Christmas Albums! Please feel free to download these! If you prefer the zip file, let me know and I’ll send it along.
It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
O Holy Night (Me)
Santa Baby
Mary Did You Know
I’ll Be Home for Christmas
Let It Snow
Rockin’ Around the Christmas [...]
Holidays 2008.
Ok, no, not really.
In actuality, this was the theme of my Thanksgiving holiday. I know. We Americans find any excuse to over indulge, roll to the nearest couch and scream at the television until we’re hungry enough for leftovers. But not me. No, I spent the holiday wringing my hands, cleaning my new [...]
