Otherwise entitled, “In Which I Become A Momentary Daredevil”.
Oh, Internets. I have neglected you. And for that I am truly sorry. But here! I have something to make up for it! A fun-filled post about completely inappropriate happenings and a disgusting picture for your viewing displeasure!
It began last September when my dearest friends invited us [...]

Anyone who knew me 'back in the day' (you know, before, I grew a personality) thinks that the Metallica reference is entirely appropriate. Interestingly enough, that song came out long after my Metallica (and free!) days were over. By then I had two screaming children and a rotten divorce. And the idea that “Nothing Else [...]