Archive for April, 2008

Posted on April 25th, 2008 by by TSM

The Goddess Speaks…(as long as it isn't midnight yet)

It hasn't hit 12 yet, so I can post this blog. It was supposed to be today's blog but I took too long. If you want to know why I'm staying quiet on Friday, ask Jester.
My post for today was short:
Watching aforementioned (yesterday's post) reality television (while drinking, of course, out of my Mother [...]

Posted on April 24th, 2008 by by TSM

Be Impressed. Be Very Impressed.

This very blog you have most likely stumbled upon on your way to someone decidely wittier and more interesting belongs to a celebrity! At least, someone who is about to be a celebrity. Yes, friends, today I received notification that, indeed, I am in the top running for the coveted title of “Mother [...]

Posted on April 23rd, 2008 by by TSM

Great Expectations

This started as another post for the Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign 2008 (a benefit for RAINN ), and turned into something completely different. Please visit their website and see how you can help raise awareness and support the cause.
The ocean.
To my 35 year old self, it is so beautiful, so [...]

Posted on April 21st, 2008 by by TSM

Caught Red Handed

Actually, I am caught GREEN handed.
Let me explain.
My hands are covered in a sparkly green substance. It smells like old shrimp and is a horrid color of green. I believe it's called “Chartreuse”. Not only are my hands covered in this gawd-awful substance, but also my clothing. And, I do believe, there is a [...]

Posted on April 17th, 2008 by by TSM

Popularity is Overrated. Right?

So I?m a webmistress of sorts.
He he he, I said mistress. Brings to mind all sorts of naughty things! Moving on?
Knowing just enough to get myself into trouble with a website has been useful, especially when I found myself in a position to barter goods and services. Electrical work? Hey, do you need a [...]

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by by TSM

I'm a REBEL, yo!

Seems like everyone and their sister's brother's cousin are doing a “Things About Me” meme. Because I am nothing if not a total follower, I thought I should join in. I mean, if they're doing it…yeah, you get the point.
I have been thinking about this [...]

Posted on April 15th, 2008 by by TSM

Oh dear GOD…not THAT!!! (Kind of adult-ish post)

Please excuse the abuse of exclamation points in this post. They are, as you will see, WARRANTED!!!!!!

Why is this woman crying into her Northern bathroom tissue? Not because she's too cheap to buy Kleenex, though that would also be accurate. No, she just received some heartbreaking news.
Best I can remember, I [...]

Posted on April 12th, 2008 by by TSM

Moments of Clarity Part 1-Sake

As I prepare to draw a hot bath and drink Sake, let me start by saying how heartbroken I am for Lisa . Let me also state how determined I am to make sure that more people know about her fight, that cancer is a total bitch and that life is incredibly precious. So [...]

Posted on April 11th, 2008 by by TSM

To Whom It May Concern:

I do not write this specifically to any one of you, because you are all equally responsible for the fury which I am about to unleash. Please grab whatever protective gear you deem necessary and take cover. You have been warned.
Let?s start with this morning.
After walking across the kitchen floor, layered with fruity [...]

Posted on April 9th, 2008 by by TSM

Please don't read this, Mom.

This is a post meant for the Grassroots Blogger Book Marketing Campaign 2008, and is meant to generate donations for RAINN -The Rape Abuse and Incest National Network . You can visit the page for all the information you need about RAINN and the campaign.
Happy HUMP Day! Pun completely intended!
I want to talk [...]