Or, at least has something like a second head sticking out the side of his neck.
Turns out it's a lymph node. Swollen like, HUGE. And now he's really sick. REALLY sick. He couldn't walk to his bedroom. His throat hurts, he has as high fever and is sick, sick, SICK! So off to the doctor's [...]

Yes…I am particularly gifted at this little solo-act. I can bait a hook and cast it out in 5 seconds flat, leaving all on the banks of the lake in awe and wonder, wanting desperately to see more.
Sadly, this doesn't help me catch many fish.
Summer is here, and I'm at the lake as often [...]

…Yes it goes on and on my friends…
So here's the deal. I want my peeps (that would be you) to leave me a ONE WORD comment. Each person playing off the last comment. Feel free to KEEP commenting if you have more ONE WORD(s) to add!
I'll get things started (and my darling husband will [...]

I learned I was carrying a child. I was frightened and ecstatic and nauseous, all at the same time.
With each week, I studied the charts and books and spoke lovingly to my ever-growing belly in an attempt to introduce myself to my unborn baby. I am certain I made mistakes during my pregancies, but [...]

So apparently I frighten people. Specifically, children. Sadly, my own children . And they're pissed.
In my defense, I didn't intend to frighten them. I was just trying to be silly. Funny. Ha ha. You know? I had forgotten that my woman-child has lost her sense of humor. And I don't think it's coming back. [...]

There are moments in life when I look at my fellow man's deeds and think there is no hope for humanity. The violence, the hatred, the destruction are all so overwhelming, and personally, I often have a difficult time coming up with some positive to outweigh the negative. My only hope truly lies in knowing [...]

Happy entry title, no?
I originally wanted to entitle it, “Just shoot me…no wait..don't…it might add to your rap sheet”
This after an afternoon of refereeing via cellphone my two teens having a knock-down-drag-out while I went to the store. For an hour .
Seriously. What is up with that? Does the nearly six foot boy [...]